The benefits of being single for the holidays

This is the time of year when being single can be a big pain in the heart but chin up campers, there are some benefits to being with the one and only you at this time of year. For one, it’s cheaper. You won’t be paying off credit card bills until next Christmas. Not to mention the pressure of what the hell to get your partner. Sure you can leave early and go home and masturbate and know you’ll have an orgasm you won’t be cuddling in the cool weather with the one you love but hey, you can masturbate a lot more and you know you’ll have an orgasm.

Remember you’re not the only single person in the world at this time of year and get your ass out. Go to all the parties you’re invited to and meet as many people as you can. Distraction can be a great thing. You may not be going home with that special someone at the end of the night but then again, maybe you’ll meet someone new. You won’t know unless you get out and mingle. If not, you can always go home and masturbate and you know you’ll have an orgasm.

Yeah, you’re not going to meet your lover’s family and spend the holidays pretending you like them all. But you can spend them with your family or friends and pretend you like all of them. And if it gets too bad you can always drink a lot and then go home and masturbate and you know you’ll have an orgasm.

OK, so you’re not going to get a bunch of presents from that special someone. You can buy for lots of other people and make sure they know so they have buy you something too. Just count on a few gifts that keep on giving if you go this route. If you don’t get anything good and you go home really depressed you can always masturbate and know you’ll have an orgasm.

Sure there won’t be someone standing beside you at all the get-togethers with your friends but at least you know you won’t be having any fights and you can flirt with all the single men at the parties. Of course, you may be the only single person there. Then it would suck to be you but hey, you can leave early and go home and masturbate and know you’ll have an orgasm.

So what if you don’t have a partner to decorate your tree with you. Have a tree decorating party with all your girlfriends. Make it a chick night. Drink wine, laugh, play music and be thankful you have them. Of course it may be hard when they all leave and you’re home alone but you can always masturbate and know you’ll have an orgasm.

You may not have a date for New Years eve but at least you won’t have to worry about all the New Years resolutions you wish your boyfriend would have stuck with. Maybe you won’t have that New Years kiss but don’t worry, just think about how when you get home you can masturbate and know you’ll have an orgasm.

It’s not the greatest time of year to be single but you’re not dead, you’re not fighting with anyone, you’re not compromising, and you’re not going to bed unsatisfied by your lover. Tis the season for giving. Give to all your friends and family and they will give you lots of love. I know it’s not the same as a lover but there is a good side to this: You get to go home and masturbate and know you’ll have an orgasm.

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