Keep him coming back for more

Relationships are like a two-liter bottle of soda. They are full of tingling excitement at first, but after they’ve been around for a while they tend to fizzle out and go stale. In most cases (but not all) after a year or two your man’s eyes will begin to wander more then they used to and he’ll start wondering what it would be like to tip the cow grazing on the greener grass in the next pasture. Give him a nobber in the car on the way home from a party or in the parking lot late at night

Although I don’t believe you should play games in the beginning of the relationship, I do believe that sometimes a little hard to get can work wonders for a flat romance. Go out with your friends more often and stay out a little later. Not only will this make him feel a little less trapped it will also give him a chance to miss you.

Of course, what is more important is that you don’t let yourself go. Unless you are fortunate enough to have found yourself a chubby chaser who loves it when you pack on the pounds, getting heavy is the first mistake that most of us make. Hey, don’t get mad at me for telling you not to get fat, I don’t like going to the gym any more than you do, but that is the painful truth. Most men like flat stomachs and tight asses and the best way to loose his interest is to grow two pant sizes. Men are very visually stimulated, that’s why the porn and plastic surgery industries are thriving so much. If he isn’t paying attention to you in bedroom then quietly, and I stress this part, without whining, eat a little better and start exercising. You won’t believe how much dropping just a few pounds can improve your love life. You’ll feel sexy and empowered and he’ll notice that you are more like the woman he first fell in love with.

Also, men are suckers for oral sex. Give him a nobber in the car on the way home from a party or in the parking lot late at night. Spice it up a little bit. Don’t just hit the play button and bob your head on automatic pilot either, try a new technique or tongue speed. Believe me, men appreciate a woman who knows how to blow and does it with frequency.

If you want to keep his interest you can’t think like a woman, this isn’t about love poems and flowers. Pretend that you have a dick and think with it and you’ll figure out his entire psyche.

Mistress X See all posts by Mistress
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