Ever hear the saying “Listen to what I do, not what I say”? Well, in cheese world these men have all the right lines (at least they think so) but lack the know how to follow through. They’re preoccupied with one thing, themselves. Luckily, this makes them Well, in cheese world these men have all the right lines… easy to spot. That’s because they love to be in the spotlight. They want you to see them. They’ll be the ones dancing in front of you clapping their hands while your trying to have a conversation with your girlfriends. Some even have the balls to grab your ass or try to grind with you on the dance floor. Don’t be afraid to step on their toes with your high heels or do a little ball twist. These men tend to think their God’s gift to women. It’s actually pretty amusing to watch how sexy they “think” they are. They love to prowl on women who seem soft and vulnerable like a wounded bird that they need to rescue. So if your upset and going out for a night on the town, you might want to go with a BAD ASS CHICK to keep you from falling into one of these. Otherwise, here’s some cheesy spotters:
THE TOP CHEESY MEN
9 IF HE WEARS ANYTHING FROM THE 80’S ESPECIALLY STONE WASHED JEANS OR WHITE DRESS SHOES, HE’S CHEESY.
8 IF HE LOOKS AT HIS BODY IN MIRRORS OR
GLASS WINDOWS AS HE WALKS BY, HE’S CHEESY.
7 IF HE HAS BIG MUSCLES AND GOES TO A TANNING BOOTH,
6 IF HE WEARS A SPEEDO OR A THONG (ESPECIALLY LEOPARD)
5 IF HE TRIES TO LOOK SEXY BY STICKING OUT HIS TONGUE AT YOU,
HE’S CHEESY. (FEEL FREE TO LAUGH AT HIM FOR THAT ONE)
4 IF HE WEARS A PINKY RING OR A GOLD MEDALLION AROUND HIS NECK,
3 IF HE DRIVES WITH ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL AND HIS SEAT PUSHED TO THE BACK, HE’S CHEESY.
2 IF HE LIKES HIS ASS MORE THAN YOURS, COMPLIMENTS HIMSELF MORE THAN YOU, OR SAYS THINGS THAT ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, THEY ARE, HE’S CHEESY.
1 IF HE QUOTES FORWARDED E-MAILS AND CLAIMS THEM AS HIS OWN, OR WALKS AROUND SAYING HOW CONFIDENT AND SPIRITUAL HE IS, HE’S CHEESY.
If your already involved with one of these guys you can do one of two things. Kindly let him know these qualities aren’t attractive and don’t turn you on. Most of them just need a little push in the right direction. It’s our responsibility as women to let guys know what we like. If he’s too cocky to hear you, get rid of the asshole. He’s too insecure to get it. If you want cheesy, order a pizza! Good luck.