Lessons Not Learned

  

Unfortunately, our friends don't learn from bad dating experiences, so what advice can we give them?

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How to get stuff for free

  

Guys will always do things for a chick they think is hot.

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Sugar and spice?

  

Anything you could want to see is available on the 'net and it's almost all centered on the female population.

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How to deal with a bitch with an attitude

  

If you're going to be a BAD ASS CHICK you're going to have to deal with a few bitches.

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(How to make him feel good while) blowing him off!

  

We've all been there, cornered by Mr. Wrong, searching frantically for a way out.

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I’d Rather Date a Cucumber

  

Sometimes a good hard cucumber can be more satisfying than that emotionally unavailable man.

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How to spot a cheesy man

  

They're preoccupied with one thing, themselves. Luckily, this makes them easy to spot.

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34B or 42DD who cares?

  

For generations women have toiled and obsessed about the size of their breasts. Well, thanks to modern medical marvels women finally have the breast implant at their disposal. But when does breast augmentation go too far?

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Diaries of a naked house cleaner: Part Two

  

What's it like to disrobe and clean house in the company of a complete stranger? Find out in Part 2 of Ellie Brown's series.

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Great gifts for Valentine’s Day

  

This Valentine's Day, be prepared for lots of loving by following our advice and getting her the goods she really wants and deserves.

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A Fateful Valentine’s

  

This Valentine's Day, instead of moaning about lost love or complaining about the ex that hurt you, forgive someone... even if they don't deserve it.

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Begin with yourself

  

Can playing golf in a fancy club enhance our self-esteem? No, self-esteem comes with faith in one's abilities and by fulfilling one's potential.

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Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

  

If you like working long hours, eating food that’s really bad for you, being herded like cattle, and waiting for countless hours, you may want to consider doing “extra” work for TV and film. On the other hand, if you like meeting new people, being in front of the camera, the The ones that you’d think would walk around with their noses in the air turned out to be the nicest of all. ambience of a shooting set, going on […]

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The mainstreaming of pornography

  

I do not object to porn, but I do object to porn without an age disclaimer, warning, or other means to at least attempt to keep minors out.

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The storm before the calm

  

Have you ever had one of those days, weeks, months, or even years where everything seems to fall apart at once? I had one of those “when it rains it pours” stages a few months ago. Every single aspect of my life was going straight down the drain. What made it even harder to deal with was the fact that my life had been relatively easy for the previous couple of years. I’d even jinxed myself by saying, “I feel […]

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The Shine from Within

  

It's easy to become very jaded in terms of physical beauty by virtue of comparison, but looks aren't everything. How you carry yourself is more important.

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Is this the end? No, a new beginning!

  

It's kind of difficult to be philosophical when your heart is being tossed into a Cuisinart. But as they say, time heals all wounds.

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Beginning to change

  

Why do we have to wait until a new year to give it another go? There isn't a law that says New Year's Day is the only day we can start to change.

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It feels good to kick ass

  

One Bad Ass Chick's account of how she fended off a home intruder on Christmas Eve.

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What if?

  

We have all asked ourselves this question at least once in our life. It’s human nature. “What if I had not broken up with him?”, “What if I had taken that job offer?” What if? …in the long run, if your first choice was NOT the best choice, it was a learning experience. We all wonder what the other side of the fence looks like and what may lie behind door number 2. It could be better, but it could […]

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Giving your time

  

How long has it been since you have spent an afternoon with a grandparent, spoken to your mother for longer then 10 minutes, or visited a cousin you had not seen since you were children?

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Instant gratification – is it worth it?

  

It's difficult not to get caught up in the whirlwind, to feel centered and really know what's important in life.

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Little Annoyances

  

She has done it again. Your best friend has left you stranded because she is running a half an hour late. Or she has blown you off for something else that came up. Or she’s spilled the secret you made her swear not to tell. You are irritated and angry, and you start questioning why you are friends with her in the first place. And then she comes over at three in the morning because you are two days late […]

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My Trip to Canadian Idol

  

It would have fullfilled a lifelong goal, but simply getting an audition for Canadian Idol isn't as easy as it seems.

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Those gifts that keep on giving

  

Christmas. You can count on one thing - there will be a gift inside a pretty package that is your worst nightmare.

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Hope for the holidays

  

No matter where I am, I always go home for Christmas. It's the only time of year I can ever seem to make it home anymore, but my trips seem to get shorter and shorter and there is less and less family every time I go home.

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Lost in love

  

I can't count the number of hours my girlfriends and I have wasted talking to each other about our boyfriends and over-analyzing every little thing they've ever said.

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Au Natural: Being yourself (is the hottest thing of all)

  

People think because a female is bitchy that she is badass. Wrong.

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Fair weather friends

  

If you’re ever in a jam, here I am. If you’re ever in a mess, S.O.S.If you’re so happy, you land in jail. I’m your bail.It’s Friendship, Friendship, just a perfect blendship.When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot……. From the song, “Friendship”by Cole Porter, 1939 …….that is, until one of us hooks up with a guy. You’re probably sitting there saying to yourself, “Not me.” But the truth is we’ve all been guilty of this at […]

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The joy of bartending

  

Recently, I had the opportunity to tie on a bar towel, emerging from my long-standing retirement from tending bar. I had so much fun that I’m actually considering doing this again from time to time. There are people out there, though, that do this for a living — working four to five nights every week. It’s hard work! More often than not, people in this industry are in it temporarily, moving on to other She’ll tease you like you were […]

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Therapeutic Massage: Nothing sensual about it

  

I’ve been a massage therapist for about 18 years now and have come across an issue that needs some attention. Massage doesn’t mean sex. Guys, if the sign or ad says therapeutic massage then hopefully that’s what you’re going to get. There is nothing worse to a professional massage therapist then some guy on my table rubbing his ass in a circular motion while I’m trying to give him a back rub. Of course now that’s just a great reason […]

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Glass Ceilings

  

The only problem for the computer industry is that it seems that many people are not ready to accept a woman in the field.

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It came from Hell: jealous exes

  

I have worked with, been friends with, and lived across the street from someone who has had an on again, off again relationship with a total psycho.

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The eternal internal

  

I don't know of any woman who enjoys her yearly trip to the gynecologist's office, but I do know what we all think about having to go.

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Nightmare nightshift

  

Working alone at night is a scary thing when you are a chick, even in a secure building.

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Attack of the 5-ft creep

  

He's the type who will try to impress you by telling you what kind of car he drives and how much money he makes, so lets have some fun!

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Life After Death?

  

I can only hope that there is a heaven of some sort after death. I hope that it is not just wishful thinking, or I will feel pretty freakin' cheated!

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How to find a good auto mechanic

  

These tips from the National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence (ASE) should make finding a qualified automotive technician easier.

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Trust your instinct

  

Although something tells us when we may possibly be in danger, sometimes, we ignore it.

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Breaking up and moving on

  

I'm not saying you should let anyone treat you like shit. Man or woman. I'm saying that it feels a lot better to just walk away and try to forgive.

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YAPpie: The Fifth of the Dirty Seven

  

You have heard of Yuppies, now meet YAPpies! They're the one of the Dirty Seven guys you DON'T want to date!

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Almost famous

  

I recently saw the movie "Almost Famous" and it brought back so many great memories! Besides the music, it reminded me of a life I left behind many years ago.

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The Feminine Image

  

What makes society accept or reject a woman's appearance? We find the answers in this search thoughout the history of our civilization.

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A Philosophical view of love and hate

  

Absolute love does not exist, nor does absolute hate, they are relative one to the other.

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How to be a charmer

  

Lately I have been paying a lot of attention to people. Everywhere I go, I see people. On the Internet, at the grocery store, driving down the road. They do not know I am paying attention. They are so wrapped up in in their own world, they are not paying attention to ME. I put myself in their position and ask, “Would I behave in that manner?”. The answer is no about 99% of the time. If you are at […]

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Letting go of hate

  

Everything that happened in the past cannot be changed and it is time to move on.

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How Media Portrays the Female Body

  

The media tells us so much these days. It tells us what to drink, what to eat, what to wear, what to listen to. Who to be. But most importantly, it tells us what we should look like.

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Porn is as old as art

  

People make such a fuss over nudity these days it's as if any form of media or art displaying a little skin is automatically considered pornographic. If that's the case, then pornography has existed for ages.

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Gilding the Lily

  

Women have been altering the appearance of their breasts in order to enhance their attractiveness since the dawn of time...why?

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Fashion Shopping When You’re Strapped

  

Sick of wearing the same old ratty clothes, but can't afford the overpriced cool fashions at the mall?

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A moment of clarity

  

The doctor told me that I most likely got the virus from contaminated food or drinking sources, but I was still afraid that he would think I had cheated on him.

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The Bald and the Beautiful

  

Hair loss does not determine a man's sexiness, confidence does -- and how he confronts the cards life dealt him.

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The long and winding road to a common ground

  

Be careful when putting more energy into appearances as opposed to substance when it comes to long-term relationships.

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Have you GOT what’s HOT?

  

What do you consider to be the most attractive attributes about the opposite sex -- mental or physical? Here's what some others thought.

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Duh, I bench 400

  

What the fuck are you guys thinking? Do you really believe that building your body up to a freakish level of muscularity is of any value at all?

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How to write an erotic story

  

If you're a writer you've taken a stab at it. Here are some tips to remember when writing your next erotic tale.

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Quiet on the set

  

That next casting call you go on may just be a porn shoot. Here's one aspiring actresses' interesting account.

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Diaries of a naked house cleaner

  

It was after a long and grueling summer of unemployment that I finally landed a job - I decided to be a naked house cleaner and started my own nude house cleaning service.

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Guilt-free Independence

  

It seems that every day the bar is raised in regards to what makes someone independent.

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Drinking too much … is it getting old yet?

  

It's 7:00 a.m. I stumble out of bed with a massive headache and head to the toilet. On the way I bump into the wall because I'm still drunk from the night before...

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Co-independency

  

Women in particular are striving for independence at all costs. I can't help but wonder if lives aren't lost as a result.

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The women we love and their tattoos

  

Take a look at our homage to the beautiful women who shamelessly brought tattoo art out of the closet and into the mainstream

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What makes a woman hot?

  

What does it mean to be hot? Many people start thinking of a woman with perfect skin, a perfect body, and a walk that makes you think of sex.

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The SEX issue

  

Aren't you sick of reading about how a woman needs to behave or what a woman needs to wear in order to get sex?

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Summer’s little pleasures

  

Life is quickly passing us by, so be sure to make some active time for yourself this summer, while you still can.

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I was a female dick

  

Forget wielding a .45, driving a red Ferrari, and helping that poor widow millionairess find her long lost daughter. The majority of my time was spent gathering information about people who did not want to be found.

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10 pick-up lines that DON’T work

  

Everyone likes a funny pick up line. But if you are not a handsome supermodel, famous actor or glutton for punishment I suggest you avoid these cheesy examples.

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No, it’s not a 600

  

This article is primarily for all those badass chicks out there who want to or already do ride motorcycles. Men, you need to pay attention to this too.

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Give me independence

  

In an age when we're supposedly oh-so-enlightened, it's appalling that certain stigmas are still attached to people - both single and married -- who don't conform to a certain lifestyle.

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