Beating the Silver Bullet

I am really a horny bitch and I love to have sex. I don’t want to have sex with just anybody, but I have no one I care about at the moment. In fact, I rarely even meet any men that I’m attracted to anymore. I am really sick of my silver bullet, it’s nothing like the real thing. Any suggestions?

Beating the Silver Bullet

Dear “Beating the Silver Bullet,”
Have you ever heard of the saying, “That’s what friends are for”? Ask one of your male friends for a little assistance, I’m sure he’ll be glad to lend a helping hand. If you have no male friends, seduce one of your girlfriends’ brothers. Indulging in the taboo once in a while can spice up any sex life.

The Chick
Do it,
I’m going to have to agree with chick on this one. Pluck yourself a ripe male-friend from your tree of plenty and slide that bad boy into the boudoir. He’ll be most obliged to pay you the service. Or, you can just drive around topless in your car until some “hot” guy winks at you. It should be easy to lure him into your bedroom from there. If that doesn’t work, you’re probably driving in the gay sector of town. Get out of there and head over to the nearest strip club for some exhibitionism. That should work.

The Dude

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